I Went to the Utah Football Game

Of course I was happy to go on the trip, it did not cost me a cent and I got to go see a football game in Utah. My intention was to go snowboarding instead, but when we got there the weather was perfect for just about anything else. At any rate we went to the game and there was a guy with a girl about 25 years old, at least half his age. I figured out what was going on and later she told me she was from an escort service in Salt Lake County, Utah. By that time the guy that had brought her there was passed out so hard we thought he was dead for a moment. Apparently he had been out in the parking lot with the tailgaters partying since the middle of the morning. I was more than happy to keep the girl company, so …